Dinner Conversation

Amelia: This is good chocolate cake, Mommy.

Me: Thanks, baby.

Amelia: We should make this for Santa Claus.

Husband: And why is that?

Amelia: Because Santa Claus loves chocolate cake, Daddy.

Me: Oh, he does?

Amelia: Yes, it’s his favorite.

Husband: And who told you that?

Amelia: Jesus did!

The cutest boy in the world

The cutest boy in the world

There isn’t enough Calgon in Georgia

I think today I could officially lose my mind. I am so overdue for a shower and put-together time. My precious 2 month old baby girl has screamed for the last 20 mintues because I forced her to do 3 minutes of tummy time. What a horrible mother I am! My 3 year old has taken a liking to telling on her brother at every possible opportunity today. My son has peed in more pairs of Diego ‘underwears’ that I can count. I’m still working on that first cup of coffee.
TGIF my ass!

There isn’t enough Calgon in Georgia

I think today I could officially lose my mind. I am so overdue for a shower and put-together time. My precious 2 month old baby girl has screamed for the last 20 mintues because I forced her to do 3 minutes of tummy time. What a horrible mother I am! My 3 year old has taken a liking to telling on her brother at every possible opportunity today. My son has peed in more pairs of Diego ‘underwears’ that I can count. I’m still working on that first cup of coffee.
TGIF my ass!

My new toy

Look what I got today! Maybe in a few months I’ll be some kick-ass, marathon-ready mama. Or at least a less flabby 29 year old!

My new toy

Look what I got today! Maybe in a few months I’ll be some kick-ass, marathon-ready mama. Or at least a less flabby 29 year old!

Sisters

Sisters

I dream of the day…

when…

  • I have time to shave above the knee
  • I can put on makeup that is the right color and not purchased many years ago
  • I actually look good in a pair of athletic pants (aka: sweats)
  • I can drink my first daily cup of coffee before I reheat it 3 times
  • I can officially say that the bad haircut of Mother’s Day 07 is grown out!
  • I am done dealing with other people’s bodily fluids…yuck!
  • My house is actually clean
  • I don’t get choked up at how precious my babies are…wait, strike that!
  • I actually look good when I roll out of bed
  • My children’s literature class is finished…only a month to go!
  • Sex and the City (the movie) arrives in theatres
  • Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt break up…I don’t like her (arg)
  • I realize that this image of the ‘cool SAHM’ is really just an urban myth.