Happy Holidays – you mother is going to die!!!
This is seriously the most depressing Christmas song ever written. I’m sure it’s supposed to have some deeper meaning about giving and love at the holidays, but for the most part it craps on your day just as bad as that Sarah McLachlan commercial
And when it’s all said and done I’m sure the mortuary stole the new fancy shoes, returned them to WalMart and used the money to buy a swanky new Fry Daddy.
I can totally make that joke because my brother is a mortician.
I’m sure they don’t really do that though. Right, Josh?
Happy Holidays!





