Every once in a while, just for kicks and giggles, I’ll take a look at my blog stats. To be honest I don’t really understand much at all about blog stats. Supposedly you can measure traffic to your blog or specific posts. You are able to see where readers are coming from via world maps. You can even measure crazy things like bounce rate and average time on site.
I suppose all this comes in handy for those folks that do this professionally or really need to put all that tiny information to good use.
Not me.
I prefer to use my blog stats for no other reason than to analyze the catch phrases that brought folks to my blog. Many folks got here by using key words like mamaneena, mama blog, neena blog, and mommy, my penis hurts.
And, if you have not been scarred enough by the mess that is my blog, I present my top five favorite search terms that brought people to my blog:
- bulimic cat
- dipilatories vagina
- phallic phase
- taste my ass
- vagina mustaches
I highly recommend not googling these terms for the coordinating images. Oh, the innocence I lost attempting that!
Just a little tip from me to you.
