Making Pickles

My vegetable garden has flourished this year.  We are only hitting the end of June and I’ve had more success in just over a month than I’ve ever had with a vegetable garden.  My cucumbers are almost out of control.  In fact I’ve managed to collect anywhere from 2-6 cucumbers each day!

We’ve eaten them raw with veggie dip and made several cucumber salads.  But I decided to try my hand at pickles as a means to preserve some of the bounty.  I absolutely love pickles.  Love, love, love!  I have memories of going straight to my grandpa’s refrigerator and pulling out these gigantic  dill pickles that we would sit and eat together.  Making them myself seemed only natural.

Begin by cutting up your cucumbers.  You can do rounds or spears – I did both.

Rounds

Spears

Now you can create your own pickling spice but I chose to purchase a premixed spice since this was my first try at pickles.  I found this one in the canning isle of the grocery store and it was under $5.

In a large pot bring to a boil 2 cups water, 1 cup white vinegar, and 1/4 cup of the pickling spice.  When the mixture boils pour it over your cucumber slices.

see, boiling!

Mixture poured over cucumbers!

Let the mixture cool over the cucumbers for about 30 minutes.  Then, without cramming too many, fill your mason jars with cucumbers and pour remaining brine into the jars.  You can store them in the fridge at this point for up to 3 months or you can put them in a water bath for 15 minutes and then store them for up to a year in your pantry.

We put ours in the fridge knowing there is no way they’ll last more than 3 months.  The directions say to let them sit in the brine for at least two weeks before opening the jar and enjoying.  We lasted a week before we busted into the jars – and oh my word were they delicious!!!  I admit they taste different from what you get in the store because they’re not filled with chemicals.  But the taste was much crisper and fresher than I expected.

Give these a try. I promise you’ll love them.  And I know my grandpa reads my blog so I’m sure he’s uber-proud of his granddaughter’s pickle obsession!!

Nutella Popsicles

Let me say this right out:  I love Nutella.  It is quite possibly the world’s most perfect creation.  It is almost orgasmic to eat and on a bad day I may very well sell one of my children for a jar of the stuff.

With that said – I recently saw a recipe on Pinterest for making Nutella Popsicles.  Actually I saw several recipes.  I normally eat it straight out of the jar, but I was intrigued by the Nutella/Fudgesicle concept.  Unfortunately each recipe I saw required something I didn’t necessarily have on hand: special hazelnut flavored chocolate milk, bananas, cocoa…  This was unacceptable because, when I realized I wanted a Nutella popsicle, I didn’t want to have to wait to make them.

So I improvised.  I made up my own recipe.  I made them in about 3 minutes (minus freezing time) and the results were…well, multiply-orgasmic.

True story.

Nutella Popsicles

Get out your blender (or food processor – or hand mixer.)  Pour in 1 1/2 cups milk – whatever kind you have on hand.  Scoop in 1/2 cup Nutella.  Blend.  Pour the mixture into popsicles holders.  I got mine for about 4.99 and the straw at the bottom means you don’t lose any of the melty good stuff.  Freeze for a couple of hours.  Enjoy.

And if you don’t think this is the face of someone who enjoyed her Nutella Popsicle…well then you’re probably dead in your soul and don’t deserve one anyone.

Go make them now.  Eat one.  And come back and tell me how much they rocked your world.

I’ll wait…

hooey!critic’s MOJITO (or ‘monkey toad’ as my kids called it)

*I need to preface this post with a bit of a disclaimer.  I very rarely drink.  I may have a drink or a glass of wine at a restaurant once or twice a year.  So it’s not surprising that I’m a complete lightweight and, after once of these this afternoon, I’m sitting on my couch totally buzzed.*

Two summers ago I was in California with the Yahoo Motherboard for a conference and I tried a mojito for the first time.  It was wonderful – light, refreshing, slightly sweet.

Since then I’ve ordered mojitos a numerous restaurants.  Sometimes they are great, but more often than not they are just too tart.  I have a hard time enjoying any drink that makes me pucker while drinking.

The whole reason I planted mint in my garden this year was to learn to make mojitos.  I knew I wanted to learn to make this drink to my specifications and could easily picture Summer nights on the patio watching the kids run and play while I sipped the perfect hot weather cocktail.  Plus, I don’t feel guilty indulging in a drink now that I’m officially done with school.

Today I decided to try making a simple mojito.  I did a good bit of research online and everyone offered a different recipe.  I decided to play around and tweak one to my liking.  Here’s what I did:

-Make a simple syrup infused with mint.  Start by combining 1 cup water and 1 cup sugar in a pan.  Heat until the sugar dissolves.  Let the mixture cool.  As the mixture cools drop in a handful of fresh mint leaves.  This will give the syrup a nice mint flavor to compliment the drink.  This step actually makes a ton of syrup so feel free to store it in the fridge or at room temperature to use again.

-Most people use a mortal and pestle to crush mint leaves, but I don’t have one.  Instead I dropped fresh mint into a small mason jar (because I’m classy like that and don’t actually own any cocktail glasses) and crushed it with the back of a wooden spoon.  It worked just fine.

-Add ice to your glass of crushed mint.

-Add 3 ounces white rum, 1.5 ounces of the simple syrup you made, 1.5 ounces fresh lime juice, and a splash of club soda.  Stir.

-Enjoy!

I look forward to trying variations with this drink.  Up next: the coconut mojito!

Seven Layer Dessert with COOL WHIP Whipped Topping


I grew up putting COOL WHIP on almost every dessert –  pie, ice cream, Jell-O salad – more desserts than I can count!  In fact I will not eat pumpkin pie during the holidays unless is has a nice dollop of COOL WHIP right on top.  It just makes dessert that much better!  In fact, when I was growing up most of the containers that held holiday leftovers were COOL WHIP containers.  I’m pretty sure my grandmother kept at least a dozen COOL WHIP containers on hand for just that reason.

This is the time of year when I prefer to eat dessert.  There is something about the warm months that fit so well with having a nice dessert at the end of the meal.  It cools down the meal and cools down the warmer evenings.  I’ve tried to make complex desserts in the past, but I always end up returning to the ones passed down by my mother because they are easy and delicious.

Seven layer dessert is one of my go-to favorites.  My mother gave me this recipe years ago and it is the first dessert I’ll choose to take to a party or gathering. I’m not sure why it’s actually called Seven layer dessert or where she got the recipe, but it is definitely a family favorite. In fact, my husband took this dessert to a Christmas party one year and won the best dessert award!  COOL WHIP is one of those freezer staples in our house so I can throw this easy dessert together anytime!

Seven Layer Dessert

1 1/2 cups flour

1 cup butter melted

2/3 cup chopped pecans

8 ounces cream cheese

1 cup powdered sugar

2 small boxes instant vanilla pudding

3 cups milk

16 ounces COOL WHIP

Layer 1

  • Add melted butter to flour and mix.  Stir in the chopped pecans.  Put in a 9×13 pan and bake at 350 degrees for 25 minutes.  Let cool.

Layer 2

  • Using a hand mixer mix together cream cheese and powdered sugar.  Once combined add 8 ounces COOL WHIP and mix well. Spread on top of cooled crust.

Layer 3

  • Mix milk with both boxes of instant pudding until set.  Remember to use the milk amount from the recipe, not from the directions on the box!  Pour over Layer 2.

Layer 4

  • Top the whole thing with the remaining 8 ounces of COOL WHIP.  Chill in fridge for at least an hour.

Feel free to share your easy desserts using COOL WHIP whipped topping!

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Apparently buying Crocs means it’s time to spring clean (also, how to make butter)

Someone once told me that working on a PhD and writing a dissertation is kind of like giving birth.

It’s true  - if you think of it like double elephant gestation.

I’m nearing the end.  I’m down to the last few weeks and this sucker will be born, presented to the world, and I can begin recovery.  I’ve made so many lists of all the stuff I want to do when I get done with school in May.  In a weird way I’ve started nesting just like I did when I was pregnant.  I’m meticulously cleaning stuff, reorganizing drawers and cabinets, and seeing a thousand project just beckoning my attention.  As much as I need to put these things off for a few more weeks until the dissertation is in the hands of my committee I found myself giving in this weekend.

I took the girls to the mall on Saturday to buy them each a new pair of Crocs.  I don’t care how ugly anyone says those shoes are they are perfect for kids during the warmer months.  We detoured to Old Navy so my oldest could spend a gift card she got for Christmas.  When we got home I became a raging nut bag and had this OCD urge to do projects – all thanks to trying to put away a new pair of shoes and hang up a couple new shirts. I ended up cleaning out all the girls’ clothes and pulling out their Spring stuff.  I organized and sorted all my daughter’s toys, cleaned her room from top to bottom, and bagged up several bags of clothing donations.

Then today I got this weird hair up my ass and decided not only to start boxing up all my files, folders, and notebooks from school, but also to make my own butter.  I know, right?! Suzy Homemaker has invaded and her dissertation nesting will not be ignored!

I saw a link to BostonMamas about how to make butter.   When I saw how easy it was I thought “I have to do it right now!” and “Didn’t we do this in 7th grade science class?!”  Besides, I had some extra heavy cream in the fridge that I needed to use up anyway and dissertation avoidance doesn’t happen all on its own.

So, here’s what you need:

-heavy cream

-small jar (I used a mason jar)

Now, here’s what you do:

  • Fill the jar 1/3 with heavy cream
  • Put the lid on
  • Shake.  I mean shake.  Like really, really shake.  Shake that S.O.B. like ya mean it.  And, do this for anywhere from 5-8 minutes.  While I was shaking I felt the need to picture the face of my one committee member that I know will be most critical of my dissertation.  It was therapeutic.  Plus, shaking a jar is much easier than hiding a body.
  • When the shaking is complete you’ll know.  There will be the distinct sound of a ball rolling around in the jar.  When you open it up you’ll have a chunk of butter.
  • Now you need to wash the butter. Dump out the liquid left in the jar and put the chunk butter in a small bowl. Add cold water and gently move the chunk of butter around to removed all the milk solids. Dump out the cold water and repeat with fresh water until the water stays clear.  This sounds complicated, but I promise it took about a minute to do this whole step.

That’s it.  Fresh butter.  I even have pictures to show how easy it is:

 

Shake, baby, shake!

After shaking - just before washing

Washing the butter

Done! All washed and ready to store!

The final product!

This will be gracing the breakfast table tomorrow morning on some kick-ass cinnamon sugar toast!

So that about sums it up.  Crocs, cleaning, sorting clothes, avoiding dissertations, nesting, and making butter.

Oh, and elephant gestation.  Squared.

I’m done now.  Goodbye.

Amish Friendship Bread

Because it’s Tuesday…

Because I’m enjoying the touch of crisp Fall weather in the air…

Because I successfully defended my Prospectus yesterday and need to do something completely non academic and oppressively domestic…

And, because I want to be glutton for punishment in 10 days…

I’m making Amish Friendship Bread.  Actually, I’m making my starter.

This is one of those treats that just screams Autumn! to me.  Nothing beats having fresh, homemade bread baking in the oven on a cloudy, slightly chilled day.  Granted I don’t actually get to do any baking for 10 days yet, but I think I can handle the anticipation.  Usually someone gives you the bread starter like a chain letter – a delicious, sugary chain letter.  But, I decided to make my own.  Here is the recipe if you’re interested in doing it yourself.  If not, just hit me up in 10 days when I’m trying to pawn off the starters from this batch on anyone that will take them.

Amish Friendship Bread Starter

1 pkg. active dry yeast
1/4 cup warm water (110 degrees F)
1 cup all-purpose flour
1 cup white sugar
1 cup warm milk (110 degrees F)

Directions:

1. In a small bowl, dissolve the yeast in warm water for about 10 minutes. Stir well.

2. In a 2 quart glass or plastic container, combine 1 cup sifted flour and 1 cup sugar. Mix thoroughly or the flour will get lumpy when you add the milk.

3. Slowly stir in warm milk and dissolved yeast mixture. Loosely cover the mixture with a lid or plastic wrap. The mixture will get bubbly. Consider this Day 1 of the cycle, or the day you receive the starter.

For the next 10 days handle starter according to the instructions below:

Day 1 – receive the starter
Day 2 – stir – (you can pour your starter into a gallon plastic bag at this point to make the process easier – this way you can just mush the bag instead of actually stirring the contents)
Day 3 – stir
Day 4 – stir
Day 5 – Add 1 cup each flour, sugar and milk.
Day 6 – stir
Day 7 – stir
Day 8 – stir
Day 9 – stir
Day 10 – Add 1 cup flour, 1 cup sugar and 1 cup milk. Divide into 4 containers, with 1 cup each for three of your friends and 1 cup for your own loaves. Pass along the starter and instructions to friends!

After removing the 3 cups of batter, combine the remaining cup of Amish Friendship Bread starter with the following ingredients in a large bowl:
2/3 cup oil
3 eggs
1/2 tsp. salt
1 tsp. vanilla
1 to 1 1/2 tsp. cinnamon
1 cup sugar
2 cups flour
1 1/4 tsp. baking powder
1/2 tsp. baking soda

Mix until well blended. Grease two loaf pans with butter, sprinkle with sugar instead of flour.  Bake at 325 degrees F for 45 minutes to 1 hour. Cool 10 minutes, remove from pans. Makes two loaves of Amish Friendship Bread.

Now, this will certainly add a good 10 pounds to your thighs and middle.  And for that I am sorry.  But remember: Fall is here and any extra weight can be hidden behind light layers.  Happy Baking!

The Secret Ingredient? Snow Day!

Thanks to El Nina, the weather man, or some combination of Gulf moisture and Jet Streams dipping we are ending our first snow day and preparing for our second.  
Snow days in the South are a glorious thing.  They are few and far between and that is what helps to keep them just a bit magical.  This evening we participated in a snow day ritual that is reminiscent of my husband’s childhood.  
Snow Cream!  
It may look like ice cream, but it is so much more!  

Take a big bowl outside and collect some clean snow.  Combine with 2 small cans of sweetened condensed milk, a teaspoon or two of vanilla, and a small amount of regular milk.  Mix to combine.  Serve and enjoy!

It sounds simple, but the taste is unbelievable!  There are very few things in this world that have tasted so good in my mouth.  *insert 12 year old dirty comment here*  I’m surprised that, with all my years living up North, I never had this treat.  I had good things in my mouth, but never this.  *hehehe*

When we served it to the kids they asked what the secret ingredient is.  Hubby answered ‘Snow.’  Jacob promptly stood up and announced ‘No, Daddy.  It’s love!’


Yea, kind of made my heart all gooey and mushy, too.

Then I thought of more 12 year old comments and it was all down hill from there.

Susie Homemaker

I had this weird feeling at dinner tonight.  I felt like I had become weirdly in touch with the 1950′s housewife living beneath this modern exterior.  I plan to blame the whole thing on the food.  My dear friend, RM, recently gave me a recipe for chicken pot pie.  I decided to make it tonight for dinner thinking that it would be filling and comforting.  Oh, jeez, was it good.  It was uber-easy and I seriously want to steal the recipe, claim it as my own, and market it to the masses.  But, I must give credit where credit is due.  Anyway, I have a point…

I have my reasons for spending time cooking a special dinner tonight (which I’ll share on Monday), but I didn’t think that one pot pie could turn me in to Susie Freakin’-Homemaker!  Here I was chopping and slicing vegetables for a fresh garden salad to go with our meal.  I baked garlic bread, and brewed a fresh pot of coffee.  We ate.  We talked.  We cleaned up together.  I was then able to give each of the children a bath.  Their hair was washed, body scrubbed, potatoes removed from ears, nails trimmed, and teeth brushed.  It was certainly weird.  
Homemade dinner.  Baths.  Give hubby some attention and I might just have earned my cashmere sweater set and pearls from some mothering society of America!  
(Of course, I’ll probably have to give them back once they find out I was reading Tori Spelling’s autobiography at the dinner table in between spelling words with the children.  There are reasons I’m not Martha Stewart.  Today was a fluke…caused by pot pie