He’s kind of hormonal and bitchy. In case you don’t remember, he was responsible for this and this
I feel it is only fair to mention at this point that Boo is fixed. He’s been stripped of his kitty manhood since shortly after he came to live with us four years ago. So, imagine my surprise when he developed an unnatural fascination with our new kitten, Stella.
She is just a mere 9 weeks old. At first I thought it was a dominance thing, but wouldn’t that make him go after the boy kitty? Then I realized, after a long night of cat calls and meows, that he was attempting fornication! I was all ‘Dude, you’re fixed and she’s a baby.’ This has not seem to stop his need to mount her at every possible moment. I figured with the cat being so young that she was probably unaware of the virtue Boo seems intent on ripping from her, but I’ve noticed more and more that she doesn’t seem to want any part of it. Check out this video:
See! Se tries to run and hide all while Boo just stalks her with noises and gestures. You can see her poor brother, Tux, trying to keep guard from the side of the couch. But, he’s little and usually just ends of falling asleep while his sister tries to keep from being mounted by one of the other housemates.
Tough job, I’m sure.
All of this wouldn’t be such a big deal except that the Boo tends to skip foreplay and go straight for the goods. All. Night. Long.
We’ll be sound asleep and suddenly be woken up by the sounds of the flirting, the pin down, and the taking of poor Stella and her lady parts. And, it ain’t pretty. It’s like kitty cat date rape around here! He’s so mean about it, too. Biting her neck and pinning her down. That is certainly not the way to end up on her speed dial. I’m just sayin.
Hubby’s solution was to just jump out of bed all grumpy and slam the bedroom door so that our ears would not be tainted with the sounds of their ‘intimate joining.’ But I was all ‘don’t shut the door! what if the kids need to find us in the night? I would hate for them to be all confused by a doorknob in the midst of some nightmare about chickens.’
He shut the door anyway.
So, as I laid in bed last night listening to all the sounds from the hallway I realized that I once saw two fixed dogs somehow get joined together at the rear end. It took a call to the vet and a bucket of cold water to initiate the release of whatever body parts were causing them to stuck ass to ass! Well, I suddenly realized that I didn’t want any part of Boo’s crazy hooked cat penis to harm my Stella. So I snuck out of bed, rescued her from the mounting distress in the hallway, shut the door again, and brought her to bed with me.
See, I’m such a good pet owner.
