Ladies and Gentleman! If I wasn’t an animal person before I’m sure as hell not one now! It is Monday morning and I just returned from the doctor. Why? Well, because one of my cats bit the hell out of my hand yesterday, it swelled to an unrecognizable size and has caused me to have an infection of some sort. Cat scratch fever, maybe? Some rare form of cat finger cancer? A horrible cat blood disorder that will cause me to become ‘Neena, Nine Fingers’? I have been graced with a tetanus shot, a flu shot, and an antibiotic all before coffee. If the swelling does not go down by this afternoon I have strict instructions to head to the ER for IV antibiotics. My finger is doing some serious throbbing and it looks like I’m flipping everyone the bird, but whatever!