Amusing Searches

I thought I’d share some of the amusing searches that ended up bringing folks to my spiffy little site here.  *Keep in mind that all search phrases were reprinted exactly as they were entered*

• I need to talk wanna scream – well, I’d prefer you go somewhere else for that.  I’m not necessarily about justice as much as I am quiet.  

• I’m a good mom – I’d be worried if you needed the Internet to justify that one, honey.  

• libra and libra awkward – as opposed to ‘gemini and gemini awkward.’  that would be too much.  

• my mother ass – could also be coined ‘my mother load’ which is what I lovingly refer to my ass as.  

• holding daddy’s balls – apparently I’m becoming a porn site, but if you’re all about balls then, by all means, hold on – as long as by ‘daddy’ you mean ‘sugar daddy’ because otherwise that’s just gross.  

• nikkis ass – okay, one post about anal sex and I’m going to be haunted by the ass forever!

• saucy toys – seriously, folks.  I’m not up on the hip sex toys these days, but may I direct you to Adam and Eve for your saucy needs.  That’s where I shop.  

• lonliness after divorce – I don’t know what this person thought  they’d find here, but they stuck around for a while and that made me kind of sad.  I keep picturing a bad bath robe, a woman with cats, and cookie dough in the fridge.  Oh, wait.  That’s me… 

• wine tasting smokers – Damn smokers!