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- Water in hotel sinks tastes funny. It tastes like a toilet smells when it flushes. Just weird.
- And your teeth never quite feel clean afterwards.
- It is entirely possible to pack the Sponge Bob toothpaste and completely forget the mascara.
- I will pay upwards of $6 for a tube of mascara at the closest possible store because, lord knows, you can't go to a dinner party without enhanced lashes.
- Queen size beds are for thin people and newlyweds. King is the way to go, baby!
- The purple and pink stripes I purposely had put in my hair last week don't look very cool in the florescent bathroom light, but look freaking awesome under dinner party mood lighting.
- Yes, I dyed my hair pink and purple. I'm living on the edge - or at least outside minivan zone.
- Beds that don't smell like Cheerios just don't smell right.
- Adjoining rooms are a little freaky when you're pretty sure the adjoin with they pervy looking guy and his tattoo-eye-browed wife you noticed roaming the halls.
- It is completely impossible for me to do a number 2 anywhere but home. Thanks for passing down that weird trait, mom.
- When the sleep timer on the remote is broken it is impossible to take advantage of your new found freedom to fall asleep to the TV with no spousal bitching.
- Being away from my family sucks. Except when it is for surgery cause then there's drugs involved and nobody gives a crap about anything. Plus somebody is paid to help you pee.
- Seriously, why does the water taste funny?
- I could have squeezed more words in the title but didn't want to overdue it.
- When I did have the color put in my hair they told me it was called a peek-a-boo. When I informed my husband that I got a peek-a-boo he thought it was some saucy way of waxing my lady business.
- The previous point has nothing to do with the hotel. I just felt like sharing.
