Who can argue that logic!?

I had not even finished my first cup of coffee this morning when my son and I had the following conversation:

Jacob: Mommy, when you’re old and creepy you’ll have to go live with Ma and Granddaddy.

Me: And, why is that?

Jacob: Because old people have to live with old families.

Me: And, Jacob, where will you live when you’re old?

Jacob: Far, far away in the woods…after the worker men build my house.

Me: Well, if you’re old don’t you have to live with old people, too?

Jacob: That’s why I’ll live in the woods with all you guys!

So, that’s my destiny: creepy old lady that lives in the woods with her in-laws and her grown son.  That has Texas Chainsaw Massacre weird, horror movie written all over it!

Sorry, kid.  I think I’ll pass.