Just after we arrived at my parent's house in Ohio my son noticed a picture of me sitting on the dresser upstairs. It was a photo I had taken just before I graduated college in 2001.
Before the wife thing.
Before the babies.
My son couldn't quit staring at the picture. He seemed very concerned. Finally, he asked me about it.
Jake: Mommy is that you in that picture?
Me: Yes, honey. That was Mama many years ago.
Jake: Daddy said that's what you looked like when you met him.
Me: He's right.
Jake: *with a very concerned face* Well, when did you become regular?
Me: *silent*
Jake: When did you start to look so regular, Mommy?
Me: *thinking out loud* More importantly, Jake. When did Mama discover brow waxing!?
Happy Thanksgiving From Us Regular People!


