Last year in a moment of unbelievable weakness I jumped on the Twilight train. I read the books cover to cover. Then I forced my husband to read the books cover to cover just so I could talk to someone about the corny brilliance of it all.
Plus, I needed a date to go see the movie.
Hubby hasn't let me pick a movie since.
But, who cares!!! The newest Twilight movie comes out Friday.
THIS FRIDAY!!!
And I'm the 31 year old dorky mother that is all excited to go see it and look at all the dreamy boys that make me the creepy lady thinking illegal thoughts and googling yummy pictures.
Like this...
And, this...
Pecks!
Oh, Hell! They're using water!
Come to Mama!
Dear Taylor,
The world would be a more peaceful place if you just never put your shirt back on.
Love,
Neena
Dear Male Readers,
I'm sorry.
Love,
Neena
