Last year in a moment of unbelievable weakness I jumped on the Twilight train. I read the books cover to cover. Then I forced my husband to read the books cover to cover just so I could talk to someone about the corny brilliance of it all.
Plus, I needed a date to go see the movie.
Hubby hasn’t let me pick a movie since.
But, who cares!!! The newest Twilight movie comes out Friday.
THIS FRIDAY!!!
And I’m the 31 year old dorky mother that is all excited to go see it and look at all the dreamy boys that make me the creepy lady thinking illegal thoughts and googling yummy pictures.
Like this…
And, this…
Pecks!
Oh, Hell! They’re using water!
Come to Mama!
Dear Taylor,
The world would be a more peaceful place if you just never put your shirt back on.
Love,
Neena
Dear Male Readers,
I’m sorry.
Love,
Neena
You're hilarious. I have never read any of the Twilight series because I didn't want to get sucked in yet–I have a million other books I want to read first. I don't know, though; I feel like I may be missing out on some *ahem* things that could make my days brighter…
And I'm sure the boy's older than 18, so while your thoughts are probably immoral, they're not illegal!
HA! What a bright way to look at it!
Are you going to see New Moon Friday night? I'm going to the 10:30p showing at MOG! I'm ridiculously excited about it. I'm trying to get through the book again (4th time) before the movie. BTW – Edward's hotter. ;o)
You can think and google anything you want.
Yes, I had a conversation with a friend over the lovely Jacob Black…. I believe I said "Well, maybe somethings ARE worth going to jail for!"
That is the honest truth, my friend!
: ) I said something about him to my daughter the other day and she rolled her eyes "yeah mom, but he's only 17!"
*darn*
We looked it up and he will be fully legal next February.
ha ha ha! just what i needed….to see a hot man today!
No kidding. I know I'm not alone is my inappropriate feelings for this kid, but glad to see someone also putting it down on 'paper.' Man, I mean 'boy' he looked good in that movie!
Your thoughts are illegal until February, when Taylor turns 18! LOL
Just so you know!
Loved the books, which I was peer pressured into reading, and I absolutely LOVED New Moon. I've seen it 3 times. I hated the Twilight movie. New Moon, definitely better!
so will you be leading the countdown on your blog????
I hadn't thought about, but you know, I'll do it for the sake of my readers!!! Guys have countdowns for celebs all the time!!
Love your Deep South post (am going to start writing for them soon too!) and I cracked UP at this because i have a similar post on my site, minus the yummy photos. HILARIOUS!
Seriously? I really don't get it. I of course just turned 39, so maybe that makes me WAY over the hill here, but I just don't find boys (I just can't see them as men) that age attractive. Just like I would have found a 39-year-old man incredibly old (and very creepy, if seemingly interested in me) when I was 17, I suppose. Now, his body attached to a somewhat more mature face, I would totally get!
It's more about the body anyway
)