Of course that meant I had to participate.
In the Completely Honest Meme I need to list 10 secrets or things I've never told anyone. Since my husband pretty much knows everything I'll just share some stuff I've never told my readers...
- For our first wedding anniversary I had artistic nude photos taken of myself as a gift for Hubby. They still hang on the wall in our bedroom. I often look at them and think 'Damn, I was hot!'
- I never went to the prom because I never had a date. I was kind of a loser.
- I have not seen or talked to my real father in years. Last I heard he was dying.
- I kissed a girl once in high school. I didn't like it.
- I once sold a half empty bottle of vodka to the neighbor kid so I'd have money to buy cigarettes. I was 17.
- I didn't believe in God until I was in my 20's.
- I think Barack Obama is a tool. Well, that's not really a secret.
- I am completely addicted to the Freak Shows at the fair. I know they are a total rip-off, but I never hesitate to pay the 2 buck to see a two-headed goat.
- The sound I make when I blow my nose has been compared to the sounds of a moose mating call.
- I once wrecked my car driving home on a snowy night. I told my parents I slid on the ice, but I really hit two trees because the boy in my car was trying to feel me up.
I'll understand if you never come back again. Or, you could share a secret in the comments and make a gal not feel so freakish and weird.
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