The ‘A’ part

You guys asked and I’m here to answer! I received quite a few questions – none of which will be too difficult to answer. Honestly, I was terrified I’d get tons of questions about virginity, drugs, politics, and religion. But, nobody was quite that daring! *as I secretly breathe a sigh of relief*

So, here goes!
mopheadmom asked: What are you looking forward to the most at the convention that you are going to in Chicago? If you change anything about yourself, what would it be?
I am looking forward to finally meeting some of the wonderful women (and man!) that I’ve been reading for so long. Oh, and the cocktail parties! WooHoo!
If I could change anything about myself it would be my level of confidence. I don’t always thing that I’m very good at being a parent or a wife or a writer. It would be nice to believe in my abilities a bit more.
Anonymous asked: Would you rather see the world with no feet or walk everywhere but only within a twenty mile radius?
Hubby – don’t leave goofy questions on here! I’ve been with kids all day and I can’t be all philosophical and stuff with my answers.
Loukia asked: Who are the top 3 bloggers you are most excited about meeting at BlogHer? How to stay sane looking after all your children? How do you relax?
Oh, Loukia. It’s a shame you’re not going because I just adore you and would love to meet you in person! We could share a drink and giggle about our kids and cry that we each have a baby starting kindergarten.
If you can call my looks ‘sane’ I’d say it’s all attributed to the dew rag I wear way too often. It’s very Rosie the Riveter.
Honestly, I love to relax by watching trash TV or reading a trashy novel. I’m a reality TV whore and you can always find a good Harlequin novel on my nightstand ~ my newest one is called ‘The 39 Year Old Virgin.” It’s about a former nun. I left it in the living room when my father in law was here. He read the back cover and hasn’t been back since. I’m determined to believe the two are not related.
beansntatersmama asked: How in the world do you keep your house so clean with three kids? I feel as if I chase my tail all day long cleaning up one new mess after another and no real cleaning gets done.
Okay, my house is not clean! It’s just picked up. It may look neat and tidy, but I wouldn’t eat off the floor or anything. Plus, we’ve worked with the kids since they were old enough to walk and made it a mission to teach them how to pick up after themselves. It works sometimes, but not others. That might be why I drink.
Jessica asked: What’s the one picture of you that you love the most? If you could have infinite amounts of money what would be the top 5 things you’d do with it??
Oohh – good questions! The one picture of myself that I love the most is hanging in our bedroom. I had some artistic nude photos taken for Hubby for our 1st wedding anniversary. The photographer was amazing and they make me look smokin hot! Plus I had that ‘Pre-3 babies in 4 years’ body. Hot, I say!
Okay ~ 5 things I’d do with infinite amounts of money
- divide it so that my family, my children, and my friends never have to worry about finances
-donate a good amount to charity
-build my dream house
-travel around the world
-hire a personal trainer. If that didn’t work I’d just pay to get buffed and plucked and sucked and tucked into a skinnier version of me.
Andrea asked: What activities were you involved in as a child? What social activities do you do now as an adult?
I played volleyball for a while as a kid and I ran track. I quit running track after the crowd made fun of my big ol‘ boobies while I was trying to long jump. It was middle school. Enough said. As an adult, Hubby and I enjoy getting together with friends. We love going to the bookstore. I love to get out and walk whenever I can – I find it therapeutic.
andrea’s sweet life asked: What do you like and dislike most about yourself? What did you plan to be when you grew up? What’s your favorite food?
Sweet or salty? Beef or chicken? Red or white wine?
I like my eyes. They’re blue and pretty. I really dislike my weight, but I’m trying to change that.
I planned to be a teacher when I grew up and I did that for a while. But, now I hope to make my living as a writer. That’s the new dream.
Favorite food – chips and salsa or anything with peanut butter.
Salty all the way, baby!
I’m a red meat kind of gal.
And I loves me some white wine!
Jennifer asked: is the current life you are living as a stay-at-home mom what you always imagined for yourself?
Honestly, I didn’t think this life was in the cards for me. I had hoped that I would get married, but I figured I would be a teacher forever and have a bunch of cats over kids. But, here I am a wife, mother of three, and a hopeful writer. So far it’s pretty darn good!
If you stuck around until the end ~ yea! If not ~ Goodbye forever.

What I Learned This Week (vol. 12)


So we all survived the big holiday weekend! The blog world seemed to be slow yesterday ~ I’m assuming because everyone was recovering from the combination of parties and explosives.

But, we’re all back in the swing of things ~ or at least faking it really well. And, what better way to have a Tuesday then with a little carnival! For today’s carnival I’ve compiled a list of realizations I’ve had lately and not so much of things I’ve learned. Does that make sense?
  • I realized that sometimes it is totally worth it to go to a party without kids! Oh, the fun us grownups can have!
  • I learned that it is entirely possible for me to drink more than Hubby and still have him wake up with the hangover! Here’s to my chick beer!
  • I learned that there is also a small chance that my vision will not return to normal after 1 eye injury, 4 eye doctor visits, 3 prescription drops, and one evening with my google medical degree.
  • I realized that my oldest starts kindergarten in less than a month. Less than a month! Excuse me while I grab the tissues…
  • I also learned not to get offended when my children cheer for Hamburger Helper and snub my glorious, homemade creations. I’m a great cooker ~ they’d know this if they would just taste stuff!
  • Oh, and just to save you the horror later ~ I learned not to google ‘firework injuries’ right before you cook Hamburger Helper. It ain’t pretty!
Later!

Here’s to busting out of my shell: Q and A with Mamaneena

Loukia over at LouLou’s Views inspired me to finally do a Question and Answer blog post. Even though I’ve been blogging for two years I’ve never done one! That must be part of my introvert personality…

Anyway.
Now is your chance to ask Me anything your little heart desires and I’ll answer it honestly in an upcoming blog post. Be creative ~ nothing is off limits! You get to be nosy and I get to attempt to break out of my shell before Blogher.
So, ask away!

Smelly Washer: A Review

I’ve mentioned before that I’ve had problems with my dishwasher smelling rather foul. I’ve tried numerous things to help with the problem, but I’ve never had any luck. So, when I was contacted by Smelly Washer I was instantly intrigued by the product! They offered me a free bottle to try and I figured if it could do something about the fact that my dishwasher smelled like female anatomy then all the better.

Here are some basic facts about the product:
  • all natural!
  • citrus based and environmentally friendly
  • removes mold and mildew odor
  • works to clean washing machines, towels, and dishwashers
  • each bottle contains up to 24 treatments!
  • works great for front loading machines
I tried the product in both my washer and my dishwasher and it worked extremely well. There was literally no odor left when it was done. It was completely neutral. While I did find the product easy to use, I did have trouble with one specific aspect: time.
After agitating through a cycle, Smelly Washer needs to soak in the machine overnight. The cycle then needs to finish the next morning. This isn’t necessarily that difficult if I plan ahead. But, with a family of five it isn’t always convenient to be without a washing machine or dishwasher overnight. But, that can be overlooked considering it did take care of the odor problem!
For more information check out there website. But, here’s a little something extra:
Smelly Washer is offering readers 10% off their orders by August 31, 2009. Just use the promo code: mamaneena
Give the product a try! It’s just one more step to help your family go green.

All this media coverage got me thinking…

Yes, Michael Jackson died.

Yes, it is sad.
Yes, both he and his music meant the world to many.
Yes, he was and will forever be ‘The King of Pop.’
But, the media frenzy surrounding his death, his drugs, his upcoming tour, his children, and his ‘doctor’ got me thinking about the significance of death. His life and death are receiving all the coverage because of his difference and his influence in the world of music. His popularity, his famous face have essentially cause the world of media to stop dead in its tracks and cover nothing but Michael Jackson round the clock.
And, it saddens me.
Thousands of people died the same day as Michael Jackson. And, thousands of people have died every day since. These people were not famous. They were not wealthy. Nor did they have a huge influence in the world of music. But, they were still important.
The thousands of nameless, faceless people that pass everyday are easily just as important and influential to the people in their lives as Michael Jackson was to the people in his. Their passing certainly means the world to the widow left behind or the mother aching to hold her child one last time. They might get a couple inches of space in the local hometown newspaper, but you’ll never see them mentioned on every news program available. They might be mentioned in church for their wonderful service or toasted at the local tavern. And, in those moments they are stars. But, when the day ends and the widow or mother goes to bed, it’s only a small number of people working to keep a memory alive.
And, that is sad because those thousands of people that have passed certainly meant the world to someone, no matter how small that world may be.
So, maybe between watching the nonstop coverage or running out to buy the latest tribute album or magazine, you could take a moment and remember that many others have passed, too.
And someone sure misses them as well.

so, I’m going…

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To Chicago!
In just a few weeks I’ll be packing my bags and heading to Blogher 09! I wasn’t able to get tickets to the conference. But, because so many of us were wait listed, they created LobbyCon. This gives us access to almost everything. And, what we don’t have access to will be live streamed at the bar the have reserved for us wait listed folks.
I didn’t think I would be able to go, but someone was giving up their hotel reservation. I swooped in and grabbed that baby up! Then the stars aligned and I was able to get a ticket to LobbyCon, a cheap flight, and a fabulous roommate to split the bill! *waves*
I’ve never really traveled by myself. Hell, I’ve never really traveled. But, I’m so excited for the experience and fellowship of it all. I plan to make the most of it and squeeze in a much as possible during my stay, including a 5K around beautiful Chicago early one morning. There are parties, swag, giveaways, opportunities to learn, and friends to make. Normally I’d be nervous about being a wallflower or having nothing to wear, or spending too much money, but not this time. I’ve promised myself I’m going to embrace the fact that I actually get to go and enjoy this change to get to know some fabulous women.
I’m going to celebrate being a woman, a mother, and a blogger. Sure, I’ll miss my husband and my beautiful babies, but I hope the experience (and the break!) will return to them a better, more patient wife and mother.

wordless wednesday: I’ll call this one ‘Mutant Eye Lady’