I think today I could officially lose my mind. I am so overdue for a shower and put-together time. My precious 2 month old baby girl has screamed for the last 20 mintues because I forced her to do 3 minutes of tummy time. What a horrible mother I am! My 3 year old has taken a liking to telling on her brother at every possible opportunity today. My son has peed in more pairs of Diego ‘underwears’ that I can count. I’m still working on that first cup of coffee.
TGIF my ass!
There isn’t enough Calgon in Georgia
February 29, 2008 By Leave a Comment
There isn’t enough Calgon in Georgia
February 29, 2008 By 1 Comment
I think today I could officially lose my mind. I am so overdue for a shower and put-together time. My precious 2 month old baby girl has screamed for the last 20 mintues because I forced her to do 3 minutes of tummy time. What a horrible mother I am! My 3 year old has taken a liking to telling on her brother at every possible opportunity today. My son has peed in more pairs of Diego ‘underwears’ that I can count. I’m still working on that first cup of coffee.
TGIF my ass!
My new toy
February 29, 2008 By Leave a Comment
Look what I got today! Maybe in a few months I’ll be some kick-ass, marathon-ready mama. Or at least a less flabby 29 year old!
My new toy
February 29, 2008 By Leave a Comment
Look what I got today! Maybe in a few months I’ll be some kick-ass, marathon-ready mama. Or at least a less flabby 29 year old!
I dream of the day…
February 28, 2008 By Leave a Comment
when…
- I have time to shave above the knee
- I can put on makeup that is the right color and not purchased many years ago
- I actually look good in a pair of athletic pants (aka: sweats)
- I can drink my first daily cup of coffee before I reheat it 3 times
- I can officially say that the bad haircut of Mother’s Day 07 is grown out!
- I am done dealing with other people’s bodily fluids…yuck!
- My house is actually clean
- I don’t get choked up at how precious my babies are…wait, strike that!
- I actually look good when I roll out of bed
- My children’s literature class is finished…only a month to go!
- Sex and the City (the movie) arrives in theatres
- Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt break up…I don’t like her (arg)
- I realize that this image of the ‘cool SAHM’ is really just an urban myth.
I dream of the day…
February 28, 2008 By 1 Comment
when…
- I have time to shave above the knee
- I can put on makeup that is the right color and not purchased many years ago
- I actually look good in a pair of athletic pants (aka: sweats)
- I can drink my first daily cup of coffee before I reheat it 3 times
- I can officially say that the bad haircut of Mother’s Day 07 is grown out!
- I am done dealing with other people’s bodily fluids…yuck!
- My house is actually clean
- I don’t get choked up at how precious my babies are…wait, strike that!
- I actually look good when I roll out of bed
- My children’s literature class is finished…only a month to go!
- Sex and the City (the movie) arrives in theatres
- Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt break up…I don’t like her (arg)
- I realize that this image of the ‘cool SAHM’ is really just an urban myth.
breathe
February 27, 2008 By Leave a Comment
do most mothers sigh when the children are finally in bed?!
